It’s summer and Dix is getting hungry. It looks like he’s found something delicious on this railing. Lick it up Dix.
-Professor Dix
alandeep asked: Who created this glorious tumblr about my dear cousin dix?
My name is Professor Dix and I’m back.
I’ve studied this picture thoroughly and have still have not understood what signal he is trying to send.
-Professor Dix
SPOTTED: Dix trying to get his dick wet, but who’s the mystery girl?
-Professor Dix
Spotted: Dix and fellow male experience some type of allergic reaction or is this another mating call? Further studies must be done.
-Professor Dix
SPOTTED: Dix Ortiz interacting with a member of the opposite sex. It looks like covering half his face is a part of his mating ritual!
-Professor Dix
Let’s begin this new blog with some of the latest dixpix.
SPOTTED: Dix Ortiz looking awfully inebriated at a friend’s apartment party. Has Dix fallen off the wagon?
Welcome to the Daily Dix
Welcome to the Daily Dix, your new unofficial source for your daily dose of Dix Ortiz. I am Professor Dix, world renown scientist and scholar in the field of Dix. I have taken it upon myself to begin an independent research study following the habits, whereabouts and social life of the infamous Dix Ortiz. Follow me on this journey to finally learn and understand this truly fascinating, awkward and stupid creature.
-Professor Dix
